Messaging Crimes
Your tech is solid. Your messaging is a crime scene.
Get the free kit that fixes it.
The Problem
Your messaging is costing you believers.
Confused users don't convert. They bounce.
Features don't matter if nobody understands the value.
You're not selling a protocol. You're selling a better version of your user.
What's in the Kit
The Messaging Crimes Kit
Visual Playbook: 8 crime scene cards dissecting the most common messaging offenses—and how to fix them.
Rewrite Cheat Sheet: Before/after examples showing you exactly how to clean up garbage messaging.
Self-Audit Checklist: The spicy founder quiz. Find out which crimes you're guilty of.
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